Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

Following my meeting with Noel Edmonds and the success of Thierry Henry in his second spell at Arsenal, I have added the first name to my bearded player transfer targets.

He is the Fenerbahce goalkeeper, Volkan Demirel, and he also plays for the Turkish national team. At the moment I have two goalkeepers, one is Spanish and likes siestas during the game. The second is Polish and I can't spell or pronounce his name. SO Volkan is on my list for the summer.

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