Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 3 March 2012

So Saturday 12.45pm we play Liverpool in the sky sports televised game. No doubt that miserable scot Dalglish will find something to complain about as usual.

The early kick off time, the referee, the assistant referees, the length of the grass, the pre-match meal provided by home team, the local weather, how tired his players are after the international fixtures, the atmosphere in the stadium, the local pickpockets.

Come to think about it, these are all things I have complained about in the last six years since we won any trophies.