Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

The chief executive of Arsenal Ivan Gazidis says we can still qualify for the Champions League if we stay United.

He is a bit confused. We are not United, we are not City, we are not Hotspurs, we are Arsenal. He of all people should know that. I am surrounded by fools. No wonder we have struggled this year. Ivan has probably been writing out cheques for Fergie to buy players. I think he is the reason we lost 8-2 in Manchester.

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