Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Harry Redknapp has said he would like to manager Theo Walcott again - either with Spurs or with England. Harry was Theo's manager at Southampton, he probably took a percentage of the sale haha.

I think we all know the truth here. Harry is a decent manager but won't win anything with Spurs or England. He actually wants my job here at Arsenal. He has form for switching to local rivals, he did it with Portsmouth and Southampton.

Maybe I will consider taking the England job and Harry can replace me here at Arsenal. Harry will not enjoy the England job, there is no bonuses for selling players.