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Thursday, 26 October 2017

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After the extreme success of Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Buffoon Clowns Lumo Scarfs™, Dotard Buffoon Clown has belatedly released his new line of Children's Terrorists Party Wear™.

However despite the fashion industries glowing reports of Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™ they have been less impressed with the children's party wear line. Some fashion commentators that showed it to their children have reported their children, without exception screamed like they had seen the devil, ran to their room, hid under their beds and refuse to leave the house for fear of seeing a live scary clown. This follows similar reports earlier of the resurgence of scary clowns seen stalking the Whitehouse.

Association of Scary Clowns of America is outraged that Dotard Buffoon Clown is encroaching on their turf and will seek legal advice on an injunction. The basis of their claims is that they invented freaking out children with Steven King sick horror for profit agendas and that this is a direct encroachment of branding rights.

Leaders of the Fashion Industry are said to be party to the litigation and said that Dotard should stick to abusing and insulting the entire world as he is far better at that than fashion design.

Whitehouse toilet mouth Suckerbee spoke at length in glowing terms about how this new fashion range is really proving Dotards Make America Great Again agenda is thriving. She had received thousands of letters from families that their children loved the new look, however when challenged by the Press were unable to provide any concrete evidence of this. She claimed that evidence and facts are just fake news by dissidents trying to delegitimize our beloved eminence most magnificent contribution to Making America Great Again.

Both Gay Advocate and Honky Cat Buffoon Clowns released statements ridiculing Dotards feeble attempt saying "no self respecting terrorist would be seen dead in such an infantile mess". However they were happy about the commercial upside saying that their terrorist Fashion Wear franchises were safe with such pissweek fashion response.

Further the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil Administrators said that with such a pathetic response by Dotard he will be demoted and they will be re-assigning access rights in the playpen sandpit. Dotard will lose the red sand bucket and green dump truck at the next playtime.

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