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Sunday, 22 October 2017

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"Try it."

Women are no longer sacred, says the general.

Women used to know their place. They were sacred. Their place was in the kitchen and cleaning house. The church said so, too. Women silently existed within those walls, finally diving hands first into their graves, hoping to receive their heavenly reward.

"I can grab them by the pussy and get away with it."

But women were sacred in those good old days, says the general. Sacred because they cooked, cleaned house, raised the kids and got the man of the house a beer at the end of the day. Men worked for a living. Men were valued because they received a paycheck. Women worked for nothing. Welcome to the world of Archie Bunker!

"I can grab them by the pussy and get away with it."

Women finally got the vote, but couldn't get a credit card. Today, women have access to credit cards, bank accounts, real estate, invest in stocks and bonds, but the cold hard grasp on women still exists. Today, men, under the guise of government, want to dictate when a woman can or can't get pregnant. Men, like Donald Trump, want to control the green light of a woman's body and apply, "some form of punishment" if a woman has an abortion.

"I can grab them by the pussy and get away with it."

Have a beer. Slander the woman with the wacky hat. Call her an empty barrel. Mis-quote her. Remain stunned. You work for the pussy grabbing boss. Your boss is talking about criminal assault and that's a prosecutorial offense. But guys will be guys…

However, generals work for the taxpayers. Generals can't lie with impunity: Apologize or resign.

Women are getting out of the kitchen, entering professions, becoming lawyers, professors, doctors, scientists. Women are in the military, flying fighter jets, and some women become generals. Even women in wacky hats are running for public office and winning.

It took Russia, Putin and his army of cyberthugs to prevent Hillary Clinton from becoming President of the United States.

The United States got the pussy grabber instead.

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