US actor George Takei is to wed his long-term partner after California lifted its ban on same-sex marriage.
Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster has agreed a world record fee of £1,000,000,000,000 to lure Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United this summer.
This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.
The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years
The Knights Templar were once the most powerful organisation in the world with more power than the Catholic church and finances that rivalled the richest of European Kings. That was up until the early 14th century when they were all but wiped out. Ho...
Under the current UEFA rules, if Welsh club Cardiff City were to win the FA Cup they would not be allowed to represent England in the UEFA cup, and therefore the runner-up in the competition would qualify.
TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...
Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.
The major security incident yesterday at Heathrow, which resulted in the northern runway closed for 2 hours and many flights being cancelled, was nothing more than a man running after the plane that he'd missed.
Following an amazing series of results, the FA Cup semi-finals were due to be contested by three lower league clubs and Premiership side Portsmouth.
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.
Jesus Christ reincarnate is back on earth, and this time-round in the form of Paul Higginbotham from Burnley, in the North of England. Paul, who is now 15, and is represented by Max Clifford, had called a hastely arranged press-conference to reveal a...
British Airways is to bring back the Supersonic Concorde, that last flew in October 2003, after spending upwards of £500 million on refurbishing the previously moth-balled aircraft.
A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
Looney Labour Leader and newly promoted UK President Gordon Brown will not intervene in the ownership of football clubs despite fresh concerns over new Southampton owner Osama Bin Laden.
Many think Tony Blair makes them ill, but proximity to Tony Blair is not responsible for the symptoms of ill health some blame him for, a major UK study says.
Victoria "Posh" Beckham was photographed picking her nose and eating it, after refusing to eat at the pre-match dinner of husband David's latest match for LA Galaxy at the MacDonald's Burger Stadium, in [her words] "some God-aw...
Bloody Awful Airports (BAA) have released plans to fingerprint all travellers through its airports, starting with Heathrow, so that it "can find the bugger that keeps touching our clean windows!" Exclaimed an airport employee, adding "...
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