Written by Lord B of W
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Topics: Heathrow

Friday, 14 March 2008

image for Man on runway at Heathrow had merely missed his flight!

The major security incident yesterday at Heathrow, which resulted in the northern runway closed for 2 hours and many flights being cancelled, was nothing more than a man running after the plane that he'd missed.

Speaking for the first time to reporters, the man Mr Silly, initially described by on-lookers as Arabic or Asian looking, but actually a white middle-class school teacher from Staines, said "I was having a really bad day, I'd almost missed the bus to the airport and had to run after it, so when I also almost missed the plane, I thought I'd just do the same thing!"

A police spokesman said, "Mr Silly was lucky, 'cos if I'd have been on duty I'd have shot him in the head!"

An airport employee, who asked not to be named, said that climbing the fence was easy and the he'd often do the same when he forgot his ID pass.

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