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Tuesday, 18 September 2007

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Rooney, last week practising at Old Trafford

The Spoof can exclusively reveal that Manchester United ugly-git Carlos Tevez will appear alongside teammate Wayne "Shrek" Rooney in the forthcoming Shrek 4 movie.

Like Rooney, Carlos will be painted green and feature as Shrek's alter-ogre-ego in a plot-line loosely based on the Robert Louis Stevenson classic "Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde".

Meanwhile other Manchester United stars are set for cameo roles: with Sir Alice Ferguson as an angry hairdryer; Luis Nani as a talking-goat; Paul Scholes as a ginger-biscuit; Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as "the boy that never grew up"; and Christiano Ronaldo as "the boy that couldn't stay on his feet!"

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