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Monday, 19 May 2008

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Ferguson: "No-one can turn down that sort of money"

Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster has agreed a world record fee of £1,000,000,000,000 to lure Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United this summer.

Schuster's side had been continually linked to the 23-year-old winger, who fuelled speculation last week by saying he wants to play in Spain one day.

Ronaldo has scored 41 goals on his way to helping United win the Premier League title this month and his side also face Chelsea in Wednesday's Champions League final.

He had a contract with the Old Trafford club until 2012 after extending his deal last year, but Sir Alex Ferguson revealed that £1 trillion was "silly money that would buy anyone ... even Ronaldo!"

Ronaldo is expected to play in the Champions League final, with Sir Alex revealing, "there's no hard feelings, Cristiano didn't want to leave, but no-one can turn down that sort of money."

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