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Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

Funny story: Ray Charles Signs For Man Utd

The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.

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Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

Funny story: Strange 'German Accent' Affliction Strikes Film Stars

A strange new disease is sweeping through acting circles, causing stars from all over the globe to speak in stereotypical German accents. The mysterious illness, known as Vott Haff Ve Here? Syndrome, was first observed in Hollywood, immediately follo...

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Cameron to Swim to Arctic Circle

Funny story: Cameron to Swim to Arctic Circle

The Conservative leader David Cameron is attempting the world's first solo swim to the Arctic, it was revealed yesterday. The announcement was made at a press conference, arranged by the right-wing 'Tories For Swimming To The Arctic Circle...

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Cheney Denies Sex Change - "I'm Having A Species Change"

Funny story: Cheney Denies Sex Change - "I'm Having A Species Change"

Vice-President Dick 'Peace, Love And Underfunding' Cheney is to have the world's first species change. Speaking from his hospital bed last night, Cheney revealed that:...

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Willy Wonka To Lead Tory Election Campaign

Funny story: Willy Wonka To Lead Tory Election Campaign

David Cameron has hired fictional character Willy Wonka to lead the party to victory at the next election.

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Schwarzenegger: The Truth

Funny story: Schwarzenegger: The Truth

Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret is out - he's actually a wig salesman called Ridley Violin.

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McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

Funny story: McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.

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Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

Funny story: Poltergeist Elected New Lib Dem Leader

The new leader of the Liberal Democrats is a poltergeist, which was ejected from of of the Scottish Nationalist Party for throwing pans at 'loud supremo' Alex Salmond.

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Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

Funny story: Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

The comet-haired physics teacher, Stanlonso Del Van Der Graaf Barber Shop Quintet Nucyulus-Sharpe, also known as Sweeney, WAS in the cupboard with Fambly, it was claimed a hundred years ago. And last night.

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Bush Eats Bowl Of Snots At Restaurant

Funny story: Bush Eats Bowl Of Snots At Restaurant

White House chiefs were this evening attempting to underplay the arrest of President Bush, who was last night found eating a bowl of snots at a restaurant in the Bronx.

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Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

Funny story: Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

The former chancellor of the exchequer, Norman Lamont, is to head a new Conservative push for victory at the next election, with the launch of a 'kink-tank' designed to motivate traditional - yet 'liberal-minded' - Tory voters.

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Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

Funny story: Cameron To Join Man Utd, Led Zeppelin, Take That

The Tory leader David Cameron has announced that he is signing for Manchester United, as well as playing drums in a reformed Led Zeppelin, and in addition is joining Robbie and the lads in a 'New Take That'.

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Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

Funny story: Farting Ban - Cameron Speaks Out

The Conservative leader David Cameron today slammed the government's ban on farting in public places.

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Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Funny story: Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Simply Red's vocalist Mick Hucknall has been using a ventriloquist for years, it was claimed last night.

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Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

Funny story: Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

The Big Brother housemates had a lie-in yesterday, following Friday's heated discussion about the existence of God and the fundamentals of humanistic morality.

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FrankensteinPower Monopolise Energy Market

Funny story: FrankensteinPower Monopolise Energy Market

The multinational energy supplier FrankensteinPower now owns 98% of the British energy market, and plans to 'take over the world' by 2008, according to a report leaked today.

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"Everything Is Crap" - Dr Zygote

Funny story: "Everything Is Crap" - Dr Zygote

The world-famous spiritual guru and eminent psychic Dr Krushchev T Zygote today revealed to an astonished world that EVERYTHING is "crap".

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'Marilyn 29' Named As Soviet Spy

Funny story: 'Marilyn 29' Named As Soviet Spy

The government has been rocked by a sensational spy scandal, with former MI5, MI6 and Rotherham United goalkeeper Marilyn 29 being named as the 'mole' at the centre.

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