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Funny story: Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.
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Funny story: Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

Michael Jordon Proclaimed King of Jordan

The world famous basket ball star finally claimed his birth right today with the coronation ceremony proclaiming him the new ruler of the country of Jordan.
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Funny story: Ruud Van Nistelrooy Wins Grand National

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Wins Grand National

The Manchester United striker was missing from the United side as they defeated Arsenal at Villa park on Saturday, but his absence wasn't due to his knee injury as many thought. No, it became clear that Ruud was actually running in the Grand...
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Funny story: Bush Kills Kerry

Bush Kills Kerry

Today at the first presidential debate of the 2004 election George 'the W stands for wallop' Bush took a swing at the democratic candidate John Kerry. The punch sent spit, teeth and blood flying from Kerry's mouth and seconds later he...
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Funny story: Wales Missing, Lemmy linked

Wales Missing, Lemmy linked

The entire country of Wales has disappeared without a trace; many are baffled as it isn't normal for whole nations to disappear without a trace. The only such example of a similar event is Atlantis, the Legendry Island that is said to have disapp...
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Funny story: Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

Sheik Unvak Buys Leeds United

The Saudi Arabian Sheik today bought the struggling Premiership side Leeds United. Speculation has been rife with many other Middle Eastern sheiks, such as Sheik Yabuti, also attempting to buy the club. But Sheik Unvak who has paid the total of 42p o...
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Funny story: Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.
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Funny story: Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

Johnny Vegas to be Next Bond

The St. Helens born comic, Johnny Vegas, best known for his T.V. appearances including the ITV Digital adverts where he starred alongside the much more popular monkey, was today announced as the replacement for Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond feature...
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Funny story: Rio Ferdinand Interview

Rio Ferdinand Interview

We were due to interview the England Defender about the forgotten drugs test incident, but unfortunately he's forgotten about the interview so err... well that's it I suppose.
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Funny story: Life on Mars

Life on Mars

The British mars Lander Beagle 2 has sent back dramatic photographs from Mars' surface. The photo taken from a separate part of the probe clearly shows that there is life on mars!...
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Funny story: Chuckle Brothers Reveal Saddam as Long Lost Brother

Chuckle Brothers Reveal Saddam as Long Lost Brother

The Brothers from Rotherham today announced that the evil Tyrant was in fact their long lost brother. It was a painful time for the brothers as they announced that Saddam Hussein (formally Saddam Chuckle), who was adopted at birth by an Iraqi family...
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Funny story: Salvation Army Takes Paris

Salvation Army Takes Paris

Word has arrived that the suburbs of Paris, France (not Texas) were this morning echoing with the sounds of brass band music as forward elements of the Salvation Army made major advances on the French Capital.
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Funny story: The $60,000,000 OZZY

The $60,000,000 OZZY

After the rock stars horrific quad bike crash, which has left him in hospital, doctors have decided that the only option for the shaky rocker is to become a Bionic man.
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Funny story: Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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