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Saturday, 15 October 2005

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The happy couple

Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.

After a night on the town in Las Vegas Britney and Adolf (life long friends) decided that they should go out and have a few pints. It is believed that Britney popped the question to the Nazi dictator who jumped at the opportunity.

The Staff at the 'Lucky Larry' all night marriage chapel although surprised to see the couple are used to such high profile marriages between pop stars and fascist dictators having hosted the wedding of Benito Mussolini and Jennifer Lopez the previous year.

Why the young Britney has decided to marry Hitler may remain a mystery, but when Hitler's Ex Eva Brown was asked why did she think Britney had fallen for the mass murdering, one bollocked evil dude she said simply,

"It's his ‘tache, it's just so god damn sexy!!!"

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