Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.
The daughter of the Black Sabbath legend has made several painful attempts to create a remotely listenable single.
Scientists now believe they have a cure for Kelly. They will remove her voice box, subject it to a number of tests, before finally burning its tattered remains.
Kelly will then be fitted with a robotic voice box that will be able to create a wide range of singing styles from Barry White style lows, to Justin Hawkins energetic Highs.
Get well soon Ozzy.