Written by Red Dwarf
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Topics: Flying, teeth

Friday, 19 March 2004

Today at the first presidential debate of the 2004 election George 'the W stands for wallop' Bush took a swing at the democratic candidate John Kerry. The punch sent spit, teeth and blood flying from Kerry's mouth and seconds later he lay motionless on the floor.

The tension was building visibly in the studio; Kerry was constantly sending verbal abuse the President's way. The look on Bush's face said it all, Kerry was going down. The final straw for Bush was when Kerry questioned the validity of the Bush's Viet Nam record. George W slammed his podium to the ground and marched straight towards the Massachusetts senator and took one killer swing pulverising Kerry's chin on impact. The scene was reminiscent to that of Apollo creeds death in Rocky IV as the senator seemed to fall in slow motion to the floor.

Kerry was immediately surrounded by a crowd of people and as paramedics rushed to the scene a doctor at the debate pronounced Kerry dead.

The Presidents future is unknown he is believed to be in hiding somewhere in Texas after slipping away from the scene.

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