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Tuesday, 17 February 2004

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Say it ain't So Lemmy

The entire country of Wales has disappeared without a trace; many are baffled as it isn't normal for whole nations to disappear without a trace. The only such example of a similar event is Atlantis, the Legendry Island that is said to have disappeared thousands of years ago.

But unlike Atlantis there has been an explanation put forward, some say that Lemmy the Motorhead front man is behind the disappearance.

Lemmy Kilmister (real name Ian Fraiser Kilmister) has recently been in the public's attention because of his contribution to Dave Grouls Probot album and more recently the Motorhead performance at the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden.

Now many high profile Geographical experts such as Mr Ward (B.G.s.) of the institute of extreme learning Los Angeles have linked Lemmy with the disappearance because of some strong evidence that has yet to be made public.

Lemmy is believed to have gone into hiding but Interpol have launched an extensive man hunt and claim they are closing in on him.

Experts believe that if Wales isn't returned safely it could cause big problems as many of the worlds most important people were born in Wales, such as Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, The Manic street Preachers and Feeder front man Grant Nicholas.

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