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Funny story: The Hulk Comes Out as Gay

The Hulk Comes Out as Gay

The Incredible Hulk abruptly came out as gay leaving a sudden, gaping hole in the GOP's anti-gay agenda. "Hulk SMASH closet!" said the huge, green monster, sporting a smug grin and semi-erection as he crashed to the ground with a "THOOMP!!" and broke...
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Funny story: Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

The White House reports that President Obama has "up and converted to evangelism" in preparation for a possible run against Herman Cain in 2012, apparently not realizing Cain had already bitten the proverbial political dust. Citing Harold Campin...
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Funny story: Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow bitch-slapped Obama's speech to the nation regarding the BP oil spill and delivered the speech she would have liked to have heard, officially getting all up in her own ass. "We've been worried about the possibility...
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Funny story: Obama severely burned after "Getting Fired Up"

Obama severely burned after "Getting Fired Up"

Obama was severely burned during a rally at Arcadia University after spontaneously combusting while "getting fired up" about Health Care reform. The President is resting comfortably at Bethesda Medical Center, heavily sedated and a bit confused,...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

In an interview with the Today Show's Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its "Demi-God". Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...
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Funny story: Wizard of Oz Resigns

Wizard of Oz Resigns

In a totally unexpected development, The Wizard of Oz has announced his resignation, effective immediately. Standing in front of a hot-air balloon at a hastily put together press conference, The Wizard raised his hands to silence the virtually non-ex...
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Funny story: Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

After a season of scarce satire seeping from the White House ranks, comedy writers have finally found fodder for hilarious headlines. Weeks of wandering in the political wilderness have left scores of satirists weak and starving for material. But tha...
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Funny story: McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. "The Senator is pretty banged up," said a spokesman, "but he's resting comfortably while...
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Funny story: Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination

Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination

In a shocking development, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has been arrested in West Virginia, accused stealing the Democratic nomination. FBI agents had very little trouble locating Obama in West Virginia, but did extend apologies to...
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Funny story: Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...
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Funny story: Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 - Saddam Hussein's claim that he wasn't really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body-double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. "Yeah, that's him...so...can I go now?" said A...
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Funny story: China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...
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Funny story: Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Commander in Chief and War President George Bush stood up to his critics in the post-Katrina firestorm by putting his mother and wife on the streets this week. Calling comments by rapper Kanye West and Democratic chairman Howard Dean "disgusting", th...
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Funny story: Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pat Robertson, who has recently prayed away a hurricane and single…um…double-handedly prayed at least one conservative Supreme Court nominee within inches of the Court, had a divine misfire this week and accidentally smote Lynyrd Skynyrd. "I was aimi...
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Funny story: Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve for Life, continues to be upbeat about the economy and is spear-heading a new campaign to return consumer confidence. Project, "So, You Think You've Got it Bad?" features chances to win free trip...
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Funny story: George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

(Hollywood)--Anyone who doesn't know who George Romero is has either been living under a rock or else is one of the Undead this director used to create his…um…moderately successful "Zombie" franchise. After his release of the cult classic "...
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Funny story: Fortune-Teller Accurately Predicts 1985; Scientists Baffled

Fortune-Teller Accurately Predicts 1985; Scientists Baffled

Researchers announced today that an internationally renowned seer has successfully predicted events of 1985 under strictly controlled conditions. Using a Ride Waite tarot deck manufactured in 1985, Leroi Abathakathi, a prominent New Orleans psychic,...
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Funny story: International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the journey from the assembly bu...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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