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The Hulk Comes Out as Gay

Funny story: The Hulk Comes Out as Gay

The Incredible Hulk abruptly came out as gay leaving a sudden, gaping hole in the GOP's anti-gay agenda. "Hulk SMASH closet!" said the huge, green monster, sporting a smug grin and semi-erection as he crashed to the ground with a "THOOMP!!" and broke...

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Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

Funny story: Obama's Budget Finds Funding for Armageddon

The White House reports that President Obama has "up and converted to evangelism" in preparation for a possible run against Herman Cain in 2012, apparently not realizing Cain had already bitten the proverbial political dust. Citing Harold Campin...

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Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

Funny story: Rachel Maddow Offically Up Own Ass

MSNBC commentator Rachel Maddow bitch-slapped Obama's speech to the nation regarding the BP oil spill and delivered the speech she would have liked to have heard, officially getting all up in her own ass. "We've been worried about the possibility...

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Obama severely burned after "Getting Fired Up"

Funny story: Obama severely burned after "Getting Fired Up"

Obama was severely burned during a rally at Arcadia University after spontaneously combusting while "getting fired up" about Health Care reform. The President is resting comfortably at Bethesda Medical Center, heavily sedated and a bit confused,...

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Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Attains Divinity, Demands Human Sacrifices

In an interview with the Today Show's Jaime Gangel, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh denied being the leader of the Republican Party, instead declaring himself its "Demi-God". Laughing maniacally, Limbaugh then demanded tribute in the form...

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Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

Funny story: Obama Bends Over for the King, Feels Up The Queen. Satirists Worldwide Elated!

After a season of scarce satire seeping from the White House ranks, comedy writers have finally found fodder for hilarious headlines. Weeks of wandering in the political wilderness have left scores of satirists weak and starving for material. But tha...

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McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

Funny story: McCain Crashes His Campaign into a Tree

After temporarily suspending his campaign in order to address the economic crisis, McCain reportedly started it back up and promptly crashed it into a tree. "The Senator is pretty banged up," said a spokesman, "but he's resting comfortably while...

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Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination

Funny story: Obama Arrested for Stealing Democratic Nomination

In a shocking development, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has been arrested in West Virginia, accused stealing the Democratic nomination. FBI agents had very little trouble locating Obama in West Virginia, but did extend apologies to...

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Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

Funny story: Three out of Four Republicans Surveyed Prefer Dick

A recent survey revealed that most Republicans still support Dick Cheney as Vice-President, while George Bush's poll numbers have apparently gone flaccid. In fact, Cheney's approval numbers continue to remain rock solid despite a spat of spec...

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Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

Funny story: Hussein's "Body Double" Defense Falls Apart; Seeks Insanity Plea

BAGHDAD, Iraq Dec 8, 2005 - Saddam Hussein's claim that he wasn't really the former dictator of Iraq but rather a body-double fell apart today when one of the real body doubles positively identified him. "Yeah, that's him...so...can I go now?" said A...

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China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

Funny story: China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...

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Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Funny story: Bush Combats Critics, Pimps Wife and Mother

Commander in Chief and War President George Bush stood up to his critics in the post-Katrina firestorm by putting his mother and wife on the streets this week. Calling comments by rapper Kanye West and Democratic chairman Howard Dean "disgusting", th...

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Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Funny story: Pat Robertson Prays, God Smacks Lynyrd Skynyrd

Pat Robertson, who has recently prayed away a hurricane and single…um…double-handedly prayed at least one conservative Supreme Court nominee within inches of the Court, had a divine misfire this week and accidentally smote Lynyrd Skynyrd. "I was aimi...

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Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

Funny story: Falling Indicators Narrowly Miss Greenspan

Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve for Life, continues to be upbeat about the economy and is spear-heading a new campaign to return consumer confidence. Project, "So, You Think You've Got it Bad?" features chances to win free trip...

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George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

Funny story: George Romero Scheduled for Express Elevator to Oblivion

(Hollywood)--Anyone who doesn't know who George Romero is has either been living under a rock or else is one of the Undead this director used to create his…um…moderately successful "Zombie" franchise. After his release of the cult classic "...

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International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

Funny story: International Space Station Downgraded to Junk Status

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the journey from the assembly bu...

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Miscommunications Mar Mubarak/Bush Dialog

Funny story: Miscommunications Mar Mubarak/Bush Dialog

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush urged Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Wednesday to show the world his country can set an example for others by holding free and fair presidential elections. "You first!" Mubarak responded after an ext...

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Laura Bush Goes Old School In Egypt

Funny story: Laura Bush Goes Old School In Egypt

(Giza, Egypt---AP) First Lady Laura Bush struck a pose in front of the pyramids yesterday and turned back the hands of time on her rhetoric, praising dictatorships, slavery and other "old school" principles. Praising Hoshi Mubarak's 24 year dictators...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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