(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...
(Hollyweird) -- Actor, Director, & Recovering Anti-semite Mel Gibson is reportedly meeting in seclusion this weekend with Actor & F.A.G. Father of the Year Alec Baldwin to counsel the star of TV's 30 Rock, Scorcese's The Departed, and daughte...
(Los Angeles, CA) -- Former US Senator John Edwards (D-NC) running for the Democratic nomination for President took time today to explain his $400 haircut in Los Angeles. "If I were back in the Senate," Edwards explained, "Sandy Cannon...
(Hollyweird) -- UN Very Special Envoy, International Woman of Mylar, & Compulsive Adopter Angelina Jolie is en route to this sleepy Southern California town to adopt Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) Father of the Year, Alec Baldwin, star of television, fil...
(Hollyweird) -- The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) has named Alec Baldwin Father of the Year. "In view of his fine acting in 30 Rock as well as feature film The Departed. Alec is deserving of this fine award," said F.A.G. Prexy Jock Valenti.
(Malibu, CA) -- Beach Boy's singer songwriter Mike Love (I-Warner Bros.) announced today he will run for President of the United States. He explained the unusual move by pointing to John McCain (R-Hanoi Hilton), "John McCain has been doing...
(Phoenix, Arizona) -- Sen John McCain (R-AZ), once a Presidential hopeful, has sought to shore up his flailing presidential campaign by combining his "straight talk" message with boomer music.
(Have A Hart Bidg., DC) -- US Attorney General & Longtime Bush Yes Man Alberto "Speedy" Gonzales, faced withering criticism today from Republican members of the Senate Judiciary & Public Floggings Committee.
(Mt. Olympus) -- The Supremes, voting 5-4, ordered abortion on demand for women over age 11. Availability at shopping mall kiosks is guaranteed. Paypal is accepted.
(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney...
(Stetson) -- Don Imus former shock jock turned Apology Czar has will fly to Virginia today to apologize to everyone for everything.
(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...
(Under the Dome) -- Speaker of the House of Reprehensitives, Nancy Pelosi (D-San Francisco) speaking in response to the tragic shooting in Virginia amid early reports that an Asian MAN was responsible, proposed the banning of men from campus. "...
(Sacramento, CA) -- President George Mission Accomplished Bush has appointed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as War Czar, a new and largely meaningless position proposed by W recently to appear to be doing something about the longest was in...
(Blacksburg, Va) -- Vice President Richard B A Dick Cheney has advised President Jump Suit Cod Piece Bush to retaliate against Iran with a full nuclear (pron: Nook -you-loor) attack in response to early accounts that one of the shooters in the tragic...
(Blacksburg, VA) -- President For A Few More Quarters Bush has thought long and hard about the recent dust ups at Rutgers and Duke universities and this week's tragic shooting at Virginia Tech and concluded that schools breed problems. The Yale...
(Pentagon City Mall, VA) -- A barista at the local Starbuck's has posed a new qualm for philosophers: If the position of War Czar is Vacant, Can There Be A War?...
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