(Malibu, CA) -- Beach Boy's singer songwriter Mike Love (I-Warner Bros.) announced today he will run for President of the United States. He explained the unusual move by pointing to John McCain (R-Hanoi Hilton), "John McCain has been doing very very well quoting my positions - I think people can tell the copycat from the real thing."
Love's positions, he explained, are his songs: in addition to Bomb Iran (Barbra Ann), his energy/transportation policy (Litte Deuce Coupe), foreign policy (In My Room), and other positions are evplained in song.
"If you play "I get Around" backwards, you'll find the way out of Iraq," said Love.
Fred Thompson (R-Law&Order) had no comment, Dun dun.