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Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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No Schools, Means No School Violence

(Blacksburg, VA) -- President For A Few More Quarters Bush has thought long and hard about the recent dust ups at Rutgers and Duke universities and this week's tragic shooting at Virginia Tech and concluded that schools breed problems. The Yale and Harvard graduate has concluded that home schooling is the answer to these and so many other problems on this tenth anniversary of the tragic Columbine shootings that also occurred at a school.

"I for one have learned a whole lot at home," the President chirped as First Enabler Laura fed him a Liver Snap with a jealous Barney iooking on. January 2009 cannot come too soon.

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