PARIS - The Reverend Fred Phelps, pastor of the Westboro Baptist Church has announced that the phonoautograph recording of Au Claire De La Lune has a Satanic message, when played backwards.
NORTH POLE - In an interview with the Anchorage Daily News, Frosty The Snowman has admitted to abusing OxyContin, and being addicted to cocaine.
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NEW YORK - At a press conference held here at the Javits Convention Center, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced that New York City was inaugurating an annual Running of the Rats, to compete for tourist dollars with Pamplona, Spain and Mina, Sa...
TEL AVIV - Doctors at Hadassah Hospital here in Israel's capital have reported that in spite of their best attempts to keep Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon artificially alive, the Prime Minister is stubbornly clinging to death.
NEW YORK - Damian Quirky, a noted fiction writer, held a press conference here today, and admitted making up everything in his fictional novels and short stories.
JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.
NORWICH - Thousands of fish in hundreds of schools across the seven seas, could be the beneficiary of a new ground breaking study now underway in this university city. Young fish are being studied to see if re-ingested fish oil in capsule form, helps...
NEW YORK - The descendants of the Titanic shipwreck passengers have filed a class-action tort suit, here in New York City. Bringing the suit is the self-proclaimed "King of Torts," Melvin Belli.
ERIE MEDICAL CENTER - Hi! Me again. Well, I'm back in the hospital.
BAGHDAD - In a first ever occurrence in nature, a group of Iraqi lemmings have formed a suicide brigade, to launch suicide attacks on Sunnis, Shias, Americans, British, and anyone else they feel like.
ERIE MEDICAL CENTER - Hi! It's me again!...
BOCA RATON - Every once in a while - far too infrequently - comes a rare story such as this. In this retirement community fifty miles north of Miami, a story is unfolding that re-affirms one's faith in others and in the world, despite a cynical and h...
VIRGINIA BEACH - On his 700 Club television show, Pat Robertson told his audience that Israeli Prime Minister's recent massive stroke was divine retribution, stating "I would say woe unto any Prime Minister of Israel who takes a similar course to app...
BEIJING - Chinese astrologers here in China's capital have announced that this year's lunar calendar year is going to be the Year of the Dog.
MIQDADIYA - This city sixty miles north of Baghdad held its first ever funeral within a funeral.
WASHINGTON, DC - Overcoming their aversion to herding, thousands of purebred Siamese cats staged their first ever march on Washington, DC.
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