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Funny story: Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Eva Longoria's tearful admission: My work with cold fusion was derivative

Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Is Thinking About Breaking Up With New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria was in the Alamo City visiting her mom and dad when she was approached by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House. Carolina Chipotle asked Eva, 37, about the rumors swirling around t...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

Eva Longoria Dispels Her Baby Bump - Blames It On Coney Island Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Admits Dating NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Admits Dating NY Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - In what has to be one of the worst kept secrets of recent times, Hollywood starlet Eva Longoria, 37, has finally admitted that yes, she is dating Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets of the NFL. Longoria...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Joe Biden, Eva Longoria, and Bill Clinton

Political Facebook - Joe Biden, Eva Longoria, and Bill Clinton

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Joe Biden: Hello Eva. 7:01 a.m. Eva Longoria: Hi Joe. How are you? 7:07 a.m. Joe Biden: You sound sleepy. Were you asleep? 7:11 a.m. Eva Longoria: Ah yeah. A little bit. 7:16 a.m. Joe Biden: I'm sorry sweety. Text me when you wake up. 7:21 a.m. Eva Longoria: Well heck, I'm wide awake now. What did you want Joe? 7:24 a.m. Joe Biden: I just wanted to tel...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...

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Funny story: President Obama and The First Family Visit The Queen Mary and The President Makes A Little Semi-Racial Remark

President Obama and The First Family Visit The Queen Mary and The President Makes A Little Semi-Racial Remark

LONG BEACH, California - President Obama and the first family traveled to Long Beach to take a tour of the RMS Queen Mary which sailed the North Atlantic Ocean from 1936 to 1967. Malia and Sasha Obama first mentioned that they wanted to visit the...

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Funny story: President Obama Has Decided To Make Mexico The USA's 51st State

President Obama Has Decided To Make Mexico The USA's 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden were recently sitting out in the White House Rose Garden discussing ways of attracting more voters. The vice-president had suggested that a great way to get millions of voters would be fo...

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Funny story: After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

After 8 Years "Desperate Housewives" Rides Off Into The Land of $yndication

HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs. Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy...

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Funny story: Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

Steven Tyler and Shakira To Record An Album Titled, "Lips & Hips Sing The Songs of Justin Bieber"

LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...

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Funny story: The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

LOS ANGELES - (Joke Satire Entertainment News) The rumors about who Kobe Bryant was messing around with causing his wife Vanessa to file divorce papers keep swirling out of the infamous rumor mill of Tinseltown in Hollywood, central Los Angeles, Cal…

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Victoria Beckham Sectioned in a Fashion Hospital - After Trying to Eat Her Family

Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...

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Funny story: After Eight Seasons "Desperate Housewives" Will Be Ending With A Great Big Bang

After Eight Seasons "Desperate Housewives" Will Be Ending With A Great Big Bang

HOLLYWOOD - The housewives of Wisteria Lane will become even more desperate as they enter the final season of the hit show Desperate Housewives. The shows producer Marc Cherry said that he does not want to give away too much of the upcoming season...

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Funny story: Lions Face Films Cancels The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Lautner Movie 'The Amazing Secrets Of The Taliban' Due To Extreme Pressure From The Taliban

Lions Face Films Cancels The Rob Pattinson - Taylor Lautner Movie 'The Amazing Secrets Of The Taliban' Due To Extreme Pressure From The Taliban

LOS ANGELES - A spokesman representing Lions Face Films has informed the motion picture industry that production on The Amazing Secrets of The Taliban movie has been cancelled. Cleveland Clackerwitz a high ranking executive with Lions Face informe...

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Funny story: Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne. Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Loses Her Lawsuit Against The Producers of "Basketball Wives"

Eva Longoria Loses Her Lawsuit Against The Producers of "Basketball Wives"

MIAMI - The producers of the VH1 television series Basketball Wives came out smelling like freshly picked roses. Dade County Circuit Judge Erasmus "The Gray Gavel" Oberdorf ruled against Eva Longoria who was suing on grounds that she was supposed...

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