Actress Eva Longoria admitted yesterday that her work on cold fusion, highly praised by the scientific community, was "basically a rehash of a Belgian physicist's work done ten years ago" and isn't worth half the attention it's getting. Speakin...
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria was in the Alamo City visiting her mom and dad when she was approached by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk at a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House. Carolina Chipotle asked Eva, 37, about the rumors swirling around t...
NEW YORK CITY - Eva Longoria, former star of the ABC show Desperate Housewives was recently seen in Manhattan hunting for shoes, a blouse, and an apartment. The 37-year-old actress, who has a home in Los Angeles and one in San Antonio stated that...
NEW YORK CITY - In what has to be one of the worst kept secrets of recent times, Hollywood starlet Eva Longoria, 37, has finally admitted that yes, she is dating Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets of the NFL. Longoria...
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Joe Biden: Hello Eva. 7:01 a.m. Eva Longoria: Hi Joe. How are you? 7:07 a.m. Joe Biden: You sound sleepy. Were you asleep? 7:11 a.m. Eva Longoria: Ah yeah. A little bit. 7:16 a.m. Joe Biden: I'm sorry sweety. Text me when you wake up. 7:21 a.m. Eva Longoria: Well heck, I'm wide awake now. What did you want Joe? 7:24 a.m. Joe Biden: I just wanted to tel...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.
BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...
LONG BEACH, California - President Obama and the first family traveled to Long Beach to take a tour of the RMS Queen Mary which sailed the North Atlantic Ocean from 1936 to 1967. Malia and Sasha Obama first mentioned that they wanted to visit the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden were recently sitting out in the White House Rose Garden discussing ways of attracting more voters. The vice-president had suggested that a great way to get millions of voters would be fo...
HOLLYWOOD - After an eight year run which included 183 episodes, Wisteria Lane has been closed for some much needed repairs. Desperate Housewives, the creation of Marc "Roly Poly" Cherry has left the 'Soap Opera Building' and will now head into sy...
LOS ANGELES - Steven Tyler, the lead singer with Aerosmith and member of the American Idol judges panel has just announced a musical collaboration with none other than the Colombian firecracker herself Shakira. Tyler was quoted in The Showbiz Gaze...
LOS ANGELES - (Joke Satire Entertainment News) The rumors about who Kobe Bryant was messing around with causing his wife Vanessa to file divorce papers keep swirling out of the infamous rumor mill of Tinseltown in Hollywood, central Los Angeles, Cal…
Infamous English footballers wife, Victoria Beckham, known in LA has 'Stick Spice' or 'Cockney Sparrow' has been admitted to America's leading hospital for the fashion industry with a straight jacket designed by DKNY, following a chain of events trig...
HOLLYWOOD - The housewives of Wisteria Lane will become even more desperate as they enter the final season of the hit show Desperate Housewives. The shows producer Marc Cherry said that he does not want to give away too much of the upcoming season...
LOS ANGELES - A spokesman representing Lions Face Films has informed the motion picture industry that production on The Amazing Secrets of The Taliban movie has been cancelled. Cleveland Clackerwitz a high ranking executive with Lions Face informe...
ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne. Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...
MIAMI - The producers of the VH1 television series Basketball Wives came out smelling like freshly picked roses. Dade County Circuit Judge Erasmus "The Gray Gavel" Oberdorf ruled against Eva Longoria who was suing on grounds that she was supposed...
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