ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne.
Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie is a box-office bomb, was accompanied by her unknown husband Danny Moder.
Moder is reportedly an ex-motion picture cameraman who currently builds and sells Lamborghini matchbox cars through the Internet.
He is 42, and is truly a perfect example of someone who loves to stay in the background away from the spotlights.
In fact on several occasions Julia's bodyguards have stopped Danny as he approached his wife and warned him to keep away from Ms. Roberts.
Of course Julia would immediately wave the guards off by telling them that it was okay since he was her husband.
One bodyguard actually demanded to see some identification. After Moder showed him his driver's license Danny demanded that Julia fire him on the spot but she refused by telling him that he was just doing his job.
The couple have been married for 9 years and Julia is two years older than her husband.
Roberts certainly runs the show much like Elizabeth Taylor did with Larry Fortensky who was 20 years younger than Taylor and like Joan Collins did with Peter Holm who was 14 years younger than Collins.
Mr. and Mrs. Danny Moder as Danny insists that Julia refer to them in the privacy of their own home are spending the weekend at the newly dedicated Eva Longoria's La Happy Hacienda Hotel in Ensenada.
The luxurious hotel features Jacuzzis that were imported from Copenhagen, Denmark, beds that were manufactured in Paris, France, and wet bars that were constructed with the finest Kapok trees found in Brazil's Rain Forest.
Julia Roberts has already informed the producers of Larry Crowne that if they have plans for a Larry Crowne 2 movie that she will certainly not be in it.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry Crowne 2 has about as much of a chance of being made as Whoopi Goldberg has of being French kissed by the Grand Wizard Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan.]