A civil servant who claimed to be a drunken Muslim Scottish suicide bomber has been jailed.
Research has revealed that 4% of Radio 1's current listeners are totally deaf, while the other 96% are completely tone deaf.
Delusionist David Blaine, held his ego in check for a full seventeen minutes 4 seconds on the Oprah Winfrey show today.
SKOKIE, Illinois (AP) -- Scientists at Devonshire Elementary rejoiced today as newly discovered evidence pointed the way to a stunning pathological breakthrough. According to new research, the debilitating disease known as "Cooties" is now...
Cynthia Palmer, a stay at home mother from Vermont, was watching the television on Monday. She was watching the emerging story of the Austrian abuse scandal, which reminded her the she had left her blueberry muffins in the oven.
Feeding a yak eggnog has found to result in an almost immediate raging erection.
LOUISVILLE - Aliens from another galaxy announced today that they had finally found what they had been seeking for the last fifty years of human history.
A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between numerous annoying gay women on television and the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos.
The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.
In what is sure to become a controversial new bill, the Utah State Senate passed a bill last Thursday requiring MySpace registration for all Utah residents by 2011. The bill is a sweeping attempt at cracking down on counterfeit driver's licenses...
Alcoholics Anonymous, the rehabilitation program founding in the 1930's to aid those with alcoholism, began testing an outreach pilot program this month to curb sagging membership rates.
It turns out that tourists heading to Las Vegas in search of a riotous and 'sinful' vacation may actually find better luck in Nevada's eastern neighbor.
Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.
Eldorado, Texas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): One hundred pregnant under-eighteen year-olds taken from the Yearning For Zion polygamy nutters' hellhole have stunned doctors after ultrasound scans showed images of Jesus in their wombs.
The 2008 Rich List put Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as the richest kid under 30 in the UK, and the 33rd richest in the world. But this was not good enough for good old Radders, and in a violent outburst Daniel asked for a recount.
Bethesda, MD - Republican Presidential Candidate Doctor John Sidney McCain announced his health care plan today.
Los Angeles, California - (Pigs Might Fly Mess): Missing Brazilian balloonist priest Reverend Adelir Antonio de Carli has been spotted straddling an errant 200ft giant inflatable rubber pig that managed to leg it from a Pink Floyd session at the Coac...
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