Written by Reverbmoose
Print this
Topics: Austria

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

Cynthia Palmer, a stay at home mother from Vermont, was watching the television on Monday. She was watching the emerging story of the Austrian abuse scandal, which reminded her the she had left her blueberry muffins in the oven.

"Thank god for that horrible story about the man keeping his daughter in the cellar for 24 years because other wise I would have completely forgotten to take the muffins out".

Due to fortunate timing, "The muffins came out perfectly" unfortunately the Austrian abuse scandal may not turn out nearly as well as Cynthia Palmer's nearly perfect blueberry muffins.

In an effort to offer her condolences Mrs. Palmer has sent a box of freshly baked Vermont muffins to Austria.

Make Reverbmoose's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 4?

3 8 12 16
49 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more