President George 'Bush' Dubya welcomed British Prime Minister Tony Blair to his ranch in Texas today, promising him the best sleep-over ever. George has a whole load of "neat" things to do, including staying up all night playing on...
During last nights 'State of London' press conference, London Mayor Ken Livingston confirmed his plans to extend the plans for congestion charges to include pedestrians. Following a 3-week study by leading research group Payas Lotts...
She was a non-black Oscar nominee with the quiet sophistication of a 1920s porn film. He was a disgusting child molester with an even more disgusting array of party tunes. Yet romance blossomed between this, the oddest of couples, despite the perso...
TheSpoof can now exclusively reveal the long awaited changes to the dress code for this years Wimbledon tournament.
Tampa Fl April 1st General Tommy Franks announced today a new plan in the war on terror. Army special forces in Kandahar, Afghanistan were instructed to abandon their search for Osama Bin Laden and his Al Quaida lieutenants and instead to re-organi...
Shocking news has come into the TheSpoof offices today, as Barrie and Paul Chuckle are reportedly being held in cells until further police questioning, in relation to the molestation of the corpse of beloved public figure, the late queen mother.
Today, scientists at a top dictionary school proved using maths and stuff that "and" is officially the best word in the world. Nobody is happier than yours truly, Andy Ampersand.
Buckingham Palace are today said to be furious over revelations that Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother actually died in 1997.
A lava lamp that has laid dormant for years has today erupted, taking countless lives and leaving thousands injured and without homes.
Traumatised American woman sues Terror Arafat on grounds that Palestinian terrorism causes her emotional distress when it is on the news. She claims that she developed "I'm a victim" syndrome by watching 72 days of rolling CNN coverage...
After the unprecedented move of Osama Bin Laden to ABC he became violent and angry, ABC sought action to remove Bin Laden from their station and anything to do with it.
In a shocking revelation the world renowned Play Bunny has agreed to take over the role of head chocolate delivering animal.
Pamela Anderson, the baywatch babe with the enormous...assets, joined a convent early Thursday morning. After contracting Hepatitis C (amongst other VDs) from ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she has apparently decided to swear off men.
Following poor ratings for the current Big Brother series, television production company Banal today announced exciting changes for the inevitable sequel. Entitled 'Big Brother: Gimme Shelter!' the series will follow the same format, however...
On the southern most tip of Madagascar an man named Ungoola Mekijeridub made the astounding discovery that there are in fact many more than 10 ways to blow a horse (or other four legged, quite large animal).
Shame-faced fourteen-year-old, Katie Billocks, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening.
Cosmologists at Cambridge University have published what leading Boffins have hailed as 'The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything'. After 25 years of non stop head banging, teeth gnashing, mind ripping effort, a small team of little kn...
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