Written by Wendy Pumpernickel
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Thursday, 4 April 2002

Pamela Anderson, the baywatch babe with the enormous...assets, joined a convent early Thursday morning. After contracting Hepatitis C (amongst other VDs) from ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she has apparently decided to swear off men.

From evidence we have all seen (Pamela giving Tommy a very thorough...examination...on videotape), the announcement seems rather out of character. She did, however, report to the media this morning that she has washed away her old habits and wants to begin anew.

Now she is enjoying her solitary environment and even eating the nun's out for just $5, so that she can go get a beer every once in a while at the bar across the street.

This is Wendy Pumpernickel reporting for TheSpoof.com.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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