Written by Stuart Gilbert
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Thursday, 4 April 2002

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Rory McGrath lookalike blowing a horse

On the southern most tip of Madagascar an man named Ungoola Mekijeridub made the astounding discovery that there are in fact many more than 10 ways to blow a horse (or other four legged, quite large animal).

Scientists are ridiculing the man after a series of multi-million dollar experiments only revealing 10.

Mr. Mekijeridub told us that after the normal 10 ways, including from below, from behind and from in front there is actually another, seldom explored way that is far too explicit and dangerous to show anybody in the entire world.

Mr. Mekijeridub was taken away by men in white coats to a safe, padded room where he can do no harm to himself or others with his crazy, madman stories.

If you hear of anybody else claiming such preposterous things you should make no effort to subdue the person, but should instead proceed to the nearest phone and contact your local constabulary who will laugh down the phone at your obvious stupidity for at least 30 seconds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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