Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...
Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
In a remarkable change of heart celebrity chef and school dinner campaigner, Jamie Oliver, admits that healthy food can seriously damage your heath.
(New York--NY) The Time-Warner center was packed with journalists as Time-Warner CEO Richard Parsons, no relation to Alan, announced, with both Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and the quickly jetted in Michael...
Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...
Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history. Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...
Fairbury, NE - Fredrick Coleman, 27, has grown "sick and tired" of his British-born wife, Helga, always bringing up the Revolutionary War whenever she gets angry at him.
Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of an edition of 'Where's Wally?' featuring the prophet Mohammed.
Officials from the BBC finally announced that a parsnip has been shortlisted for this year's BAFTA awards in a controversial new series in which all the parts are played by root vegetables. The series which was originally aired on Radio 4, takes...
Clutching agitatedly at the rapidly thinning tuft of hair on the front of his head, David Letterman pronounced in the middle of last night's show, "I can't take it any more!"...
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Leading international stargazers have given a stark piece of advice to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair: "It's over. Finito. Kerput. Adios. While the going is still good."...
Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
London - (Rotters): Channel 4 TV has confirmed that it is reacting to immense public demand by launching its very first Celebrity Big Racist show next month.
Southampton, UK - (Rioters): A giant penis etched in 2005 with weedkiller on the lawn of a boys' secondary school has accidentally tripped the US Department of Homeland Insecurity's pornography surveillance filters aboard the giant Hubble telescope,...
Osama Bin Laden and other suspected al-Qaeda leaders are reportedly concerned about recent drop-offs in terrorist training camp recruits due to reports of hazing.
Herouxville, Quebec - (Rotters): A family of six Asian immigrants has said it first got a vaguely spooky feeling of cold and distant neighborly attitudes early last year when they arrived in the tiny, quintessentially Quebecois town of Herouxville -...
It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
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