Written by Jay Tease
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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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A fireman demonstrates just how dangerous one of Danielle's farts could be

Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!

A source 'not too close' to Danielle revealed: "Photographers are unwilling to work with her on any further t*ts'n'ass aesthetic poses at this time."

Is this because of her "F**k off home" remarks, her bitching and bullying of Shilpa Shetty, Bollywood movie star and definite non-farter? (Contrary to remarks made by Dani's friend and co-farter-in-crime, Jade Goody, Shilpa is not one to smell the coriandered aroma of her own doodoos.)

No. After seeing Danielle's ability to clear a room of twelve people with her foul trumpery on Celebrity Big Brother, photographers are lobbying for protective headgear in the event of getting up close and personal with the unwholesome rear of Dani-smelle ever again.

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