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Monday, 22 November 2010

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Flyers are not into pornography

Harry Clint, Publisher of Lustler Magazine, announced today he intends to publish full page, full color airport body scans.

The recent implementation of x-ray machines that give detailed pictures of people under their clothes has caused much controversy from regular fliers.

"It's a another fine example of our government going wild", said one passenger waiting for a flight to Houston. Fliers seem to be put off by all the regulations being imposed by the FAA.

Clint said, in his announcement to the press at the Beverly Hills Hotel, " I think this is going to be a great seller, I mean just imagine it. all those people are truly naked just under their clothes. I find that greatly stimulating.

There's something exciting, knowing that it's forbidden territory. No permission.

The magazine is due to hit stands across America next month.

See related story: Women are naked under clothes

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

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I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.
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