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Friday, 19 November 2010

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Sir Sean in deep doodoo

Sean Connery was arrested as he attempted to go through customs at Heathrow yesterday.

The 80 yr. old actor, recently named in a multi-million fraud case, involving 'property' was arrested by airport security.

A fellow passenger had pointed him out to security. This passenger had been sitting next to Connery during the flight and had become suspicious when he looked at his neighbour - who looked and dressed like a 20 year old Chinese student (Connory was wearing a rubber mask) but whose hands were those of an 80 year old man, arthritic and covered in liver spots.

Sir Sean had used the excuse that he could NOT travel to the trial because of his age and ill health.

Connery's fellow passenger said that his suspicions were further aroused when he had to put up with listing to Connory humming tunes from James Bond movies for the duration of the flight.

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