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Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men

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Story written: 03 November 2009
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In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, however, are not coming from teenage boys. Instead, they are coming from their fathers.

Dale Lambskin, one of the men who ordered the clone, said "I wanted this for my wife. I figure that this woman could work around the house and take that burden off of my wife. I really don't want to see my spouse having to cook dinner and mop and do all of those chores."

In addition to ordering the clone, Lambskin also requested two different French Maid outfits from Frederick's of Hollywood. They were, however, ordered in the size of the clone and not the size of his wife.

When asked about this discrepancy, Dale said that "I can't have her bending over and picking up stuff in the nude all of the time. She does have to wear something, and this is the only outlet I know of for maid's clothing."

In a related story, Frederick's of Hollywood has noted a significant increase in orders for French Maid costumes.

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