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Funny story: Santa To Quit Delivering "Junk Mail" After This Year

Santa To Quit Delivering "Junk Mail" After This Year

This will be the last year that Santa drops off fake "Competition Winner" letters and furniture advertisements with his presents. Mail firms from warmer shores have undercut Santa's delivery deals by using cheap unregistered labor and offering an all...
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Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...
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Funny story: Irish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax

Irish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax

In another bid to raise Austerity Taxes, this time seasonal, the Irish Government is looking at charging Santa for every time he crosses the Flight Paths over Dublin and Cork. Given that Santa's Business Itinerary takes in thousands of trips per...
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Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
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Funny story: Santa's coming to town

Santa's coming to town

Furious upper-class families have blasted a Laurence Llewelyn-Ballsack giant 'Magical Inner Journey' grotto as it shut after one day amid claims Santa was a boozy, fornicating bastard, elves participated in a yuletide orgy and swore at sobbing kids!...
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Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.
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Funny story: First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

First Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park

Michelle Obama is to collect $2 per week from the housewives at the Martha's Vineyard trailer park where she spends her vacations with her husband Barack. The savings are to be paid out at Christmas. "I always do this to help pay for the close kn...
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Funny story: 9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

9 Year Old Arrested For Faking Her Continued Belief In Santa Claus

Huntington, W.Va. - A local nine year old girl was arrested yesterday after her parents realized the girl had been faking her belief in Santa Claus as a ruse to get more Christmas presents, and to ensure that the presents she received were more fun.
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Funny story: Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Father Christmas using Elf Labour - Sunday Tabloid.

Santa Claus admitted using Elves and Pixies with no N.I. numbers to an undercover reporter working for The Sunday Leftovers. 100,000 elves were freed by police and granted bail, pending an investigation by Immigration Control. Santa is thought by som...
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Funny story: A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly has been in the news more in just the past few weeks than she has in her entire career. The FOX News talking head, as Vice-President Joe Biden dubbed her, has been criticized and in some cases praised for her outlandish...
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Funny story: F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

F-35 Shoots Down Santa; U.S. Military Culture May Change

As reported in this space a few days ago, NORAD - who tracks the progress of Santa Claus -- almost killed the white-bearded jolly man. Santa, his sleigh and reindeer were on a trial run over the North Pole when they were mistaken for an incoming mi...
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Funny story: Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa forgets about Christmas!

Santa has forgotten to deliver his presents this year because his reindeer, Rudolph, went AWOL, so instead of hitching up his reserve reindeer called Reginald, he also went AWOL. Millions of crying kids waiting for Santa to appear with his sack of...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince

Megyn Kelly Gets An Amazingly Astounding Offer From A Saudi Arabian Prince

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reader Megyn Kelly says that she has received more emails, text messages, and phone calls in just the past 48 hours than she has in the previous 12 months. Kelly was having lunch with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine...
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Funny story: Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Major events at North Pole, Inc. are driving speculation about stability at the company. Over the last week, the company has made layoff announcements, had visits from government and business leaders, and met with Sara Palin (see "Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus"). Last week, the stock price fell 8% on fears of that Santa Claus, CEO of North Pole, Inc, cannot do the belt-tightening needed to keep...
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Funny story: Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus

During an interview publicizing her Christmas book, Sara Palin discussed her trade mission to the North Pole, Inc.'s headquarters. She said, "I can see the reindeer barn from my backyard. Since the best part of Christmas is the gift giving, I wanted...
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Funny story: The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

The New York Knicks Have Barred Megyn Kelly From Attending Any of Their Games

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Knicks have listened to the majority of their fans and they have decided to make a decision regarding a comment recently made by FOX News talking head Megyn Kelly. Kelly remarked on national television that Santa Claus...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly not content with her pervious controversial comments has now stated that she knows for a fact that half of Santa's elves are gay. The 43-year-old reporter was asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fit...
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