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Funny story: Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Exposed Masquerading As Department Store Santa

Hillary Clinton hasn't been seen much since her humiliating loss to the Trumpster. Once by an adoring supporter hiking in the woods in Chappaqua, New York, where an endearing selfie was taken. Again, during her Capitol Hill "Fake News is an epidemic...
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Funny story: Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

Trump Asks Santa for Giant Wall for Christmas

President Elect Donald Trump took a break from tweeting insults to finish his Christmas wish list. According to an unnamed White House source Mr. Trump's top item on his Christmas wish list was a giant wall. Supposedly the list began with "Item numb...
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Funny story: Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Issues Warning to Santa Claus

Trump Tower, New York, NY President-elect Donald Trump issued a stern warning to Santa Claus in some late-night tweets early this morning. "Just who IS this guy that everyone just lets into their homes every year? I never saw him! And don't give m...
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Funny story: Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Santa Furious Trump Has Set Up Christmas Eve No-Fly Zones Over Homes of Rivals

Come Christmas Eve, many prominent Democrats will find themselves with empty stockings hanging from their fireplaces. The reason? President Elect Trump has declared the areas over their homes No-Fly Zones, so Santa and Rudolph cannot drop off gifts.
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Funny story: Letter to Santa

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, You heartless bringer of pedophiliac child-molesting buggery with your 'chimney' indeed! Who are you trying to kid!? You are the wolf in the "Little Red Riding Hood" fable taking advantage of the young like your female counterpart of the 'Wicked Witch' of the "Sleeping Beauty" yarn. We are onto you dude! Why don't you take your mountains of mone...
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Funny story: Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

North Pole, Arctic - Rudolph is not apologizing for his recent weekend Twitter rampage, stating that he will not be forced to drop presents off in Aleppo, Syria. Sighting claims that it is far too dangerous to go anywhere near the bombed-out city...
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Funny story: Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

Santa Struggles To Deliver Enough Coal To Trump Towers On Christmas Eve

An inside source in Santa's workshop, namely Mrs. Claus, has revealed that Jolly Saint Nick will have the unenviable task of delivering tons of coal to Trump Towers this Christmas. Mrs. Claus, or Karma as she like to be called, talked to this repo...
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Funny story: NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

NORAD's Ability To Track Santa In Doubt

As the holiday season approaches, Fox News talk show host Bill O'Reiley will, as usual, warn Americans about the "secular progressive" war on Christmas. O'Reiley, on his program "The O'Reiley Factor, has charged that the secular left wants to ignore...
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Funny story: Santa Faces Slavery Charges

Santa Faces Slavery Charges

NORTH POLE-Child icon and beloved gift-giver Kris Kringle, AKA Santa Claus, has recently been formally charged with elf slavery of the first degree after an anonymous tip lead the FBI to conduct a surprise SWAT investigation of his workshop. After br...
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Funny story: Never Compare The Easter Bunny To Santa - He Really Hates That!

Never Compare The Easter Bunny To Santa - He Really Hates That!

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - Seven-year-old Johnny Dorrey and his little sister, Brook, were on spring break vacation with their parents, at a fancy resort in Cabo this week, when they thought they saw a familiar face, sitting under a beach umbrella, enjoying the sun and surf while relaxing with a big Pina Colada. The two children couldn't believe their eyes, and they plucked up the courage to go...
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Funny story: She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

She Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...And She Whipped Into Action!

Six-year-old Nosy Nora, who plans to be a lawyer when she grows up, was shocked to witness the inappropriate display of affection from her perch on the stairs. She grabbed her iPhone and took a photo, so she could preserve the actions of the sneaky d...
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Funny story: Teenager threatened to burn Santa Claus' house down and knife his elves because he got him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas

Teenager threatened to burn Santa Claus' house down and knife his elves because he got him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas

An 18-year-old British teenager threatened to burn down Santa Claus' home and knife his elves after he gave him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas. Jake Wilder travelled to the North Pole armed with a kitchen knife, screaming at Santa 'I'll...
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Funny story: Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Reindeer on strike, Santa decides to hire Uber to deliver presents

Startling developments have been underway at the North Pole, recently. Days after the elves resigned, after elf leader, Cedar Snowfluff, took offence at being mistaken for a leprechaun by a drunk Santa, the reindeers have now followed in the elves' s...
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Funny story: Santa To Quit Delivering "Junk Mail" After This Year

Santa To Quit Delivering "Junk Mail" After This Year

This will be the last year that Santa drops off fake "Competition Winner" letters and furniture advertisements with his presents. Mail firms from warmer shores have undercut Santa's delivery deals by using cheap unregistered labor and offering an all...
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Funny story: Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages

Syria - There will be trouble in Lapland tonight where emergency response sledges are being kitted out with a 'Trojan Horse' Santaclaus in retalliation for last night's attack. Witnesses say IS jihadis shot down what appeared to be an evil-looking...
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Funny story: Irish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax

Irish Government to stick Santa for yet another Austerity Tax

In another bid to raise Austerity Taxes, this time seasonal, the Irish Government is looking at charging Santa for every time he crosses the Flight Paths over Dublin and Cork. Given that Santa's Business Itinerary takes in thousands of trips per...
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Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...
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Funny story: Santa's coming to town

Santa's coming to town

Furious upper-class families have blasted a Laurence Llewelyn-Ballsack giant 'Magical Inner Journey' grotto as it shut after one day amid claims Santa was a boozy, fornicating bastard, elves participated in a yuletide orgy and swore at sobbing kids!...
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Trump Will Stop Calling Gold Star Parents and Will Just Tweet Them Instead

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