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Funny story:  World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

World's Tallest Bikini Swimsuit Model At 6'9" Engaged To A 3'3" Man

OKLAHOMA CITY - At the age of 8, Sally Butterscratch stood 5-feet-7-inches tall. And by the time she entered high school she was a towering 6-foot-6-inch tall young lady. Upon graduation the 6-foot-9-inch basketball standout left Oklahoma and move...
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Funny story:  Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

REDONDO BEACH, California - Heidi Klum was shopping at the Sir Surfboard Shop in Redondo Beach when she was approached by a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The reporter Savannah Kettle asked Ms. Klum if the rumor about her breaking up with her...
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Funny story:  Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Dances Out of Swimsuit Model Kate Upton's Life

Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars Dances Out of Swimsuit Model Kate Upton's Life

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the fairy tale romance between the dancing man and the bikini babe has hit the end of the romantic road. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that Maksim Chmerkovskiy proved to be too much of a jealous boyfriend for t...
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Funny story:  Redemption For Sale!

Redemption For Sale!

"Inner Make-Over" - best selling book by Jeremy Enditstein that was recently featured on the Oprah Winfrey show has now launched itself as an American franchise. Said director of the new found company appropriately called INNER-MAKE-OVER "the company is built squarely on Jeremy's philosophy of inner renewal. It involves all aspects of retrieving a sense of worth and self-respect leading to greater...
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Funny story:  Taylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne

Taylor Swift Butt Slaps Model Cara Delavingne

NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift was a guest at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which was held in New York City. She performed two of her hit songs during the program. When model Cara Delavingne took to the catwalk in a one-piece romper Tayl...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

Miley Cyrus Denies The Lesbian Rumors

AMSTERDAM - According to unnamed sources, Miley Cyrus, who will turn 21 on November 23, was seen at a dimly lit nightclub allegedly engaging in a bit of tonsil hockey with British model Cara Delavingne. The two young women were observed transferri...
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Funny story:  Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's New Track Inspired by Model

Steven Tyler recently met with a young "man", who is actually a female model posing as a male in print magazine ads. "I just found it so fascinating that I had to write a song about it," states Tyler, legendary front man for the band Aerosmith.
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Funny story:  News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...
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Funny story:  Gay-friendly women

Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
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Funny story:  Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...
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Funny story:  Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...
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Funny story:  Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

Fashion Houses Favour Big Ears For 2013

After the run away success of models with a gap in their teeth through 2012, trend predictors are claiming the look for fashion for models in 2013 will be girls with big ears and a lazy eye. The look for 2014 is more difficult to predict at this stag...
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Funny story:  Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...
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Funny story:  Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

Sexy Supermodel Kate Upton Dating Detroit Pitcher Justin Verlander

DETROIT - It appears that Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton may have found the sports figure she has been looking for. Upton and American League all-star pitcher Justin Verlander, who pitches for the Detroit Tigers, were recently spotte...
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Funny story:  The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

The Scantily-Clad Kate Upton Chosen As The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl

NEW YORK CITY - Just in time to warm things up a bit, the 2012 edition of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue has hit the stands. And this year's cover girl is 19-year-old Kate Upton. Kate "The Great" as everyone of her boyfriends has called her a...
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Funny story:  Modelling agency accused of discrimination

Modelling agency accused of discrimination

Susan Dowdy is suing her local modelling agency, Hott Models, for discrimination. The 50 year-old spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, applied for a job at Hott and was shocked to be turned down because she 'didn't have the right look'. 'It's o...
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Funny story:  Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo gets a $10 million dollar deal

Nafissatou Diallo signed a $10 million endorsement deal with Louis Vuitton and has become the new face of the French fashion house. The stunning beauty, Nafissatou Diallo, will be featured in the new summer 2011 advertising campaign of the Frenc...
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Funny story:  Pope Sues Over Poster

Pope Sues Over Poster

"The advert is deeply offensive to millions of Catholics" was the main objection coming from the Vatican. What advert? The offensive billboard displayed throughout Italy and beyond depicts Pope Benedict on a golf links wearing a striped tee-shirt and tartan knickerbockers. We see him waving his putter in the air and leaping for joy as the ball is about to drop into the hole at the 12th. In the...
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