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Funny story: Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...
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Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.
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Funny story: Alien cloning factory found near US Ambassador's Residence

Alien cloning factory found near US Ambassador's Residence

London - "Looks like ET was planning on flooding the world with hundreds of General Petraeus lookalikes and Mitt Romney clones," the head of the UK Diplomatic Protection Racket Corps said today as the news broke, "we even found their original Paula...
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Funny story: Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Red Sox announce radical replacement for Bobby V

Boston Red Sox and Liverpool FC owner John Henry today announced that the Boston Red Sox were teaming up with scientists from the University of Liverpool to clone George Herman 'Babe' Ruth to replace Bobby Valentine who was fired after the Sox failed...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley to reform

Elvis Presley to reform

The King of Rock'n'Roll, Elvis Aaron Presley, it set to make a shock comeback to the music scene thirty five years after his death. "We've just developed the technology to reconstitute a whole human being from just a puddle of preserved vomit," sa...
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Funny story: Elvis robot to be created

Elvis robot to be created

SAN DIEGO - Elvis may not be alive now, but if his band has their way, he will be rejoining them by 2014. According to Japanese scientist Yohounddoe Otatiem, a robot that will be indistinguishable from Elvis at a distance of 10 meters will be ready...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Mitt Romney Chooses Mitt Romney Cyber Clone as VP

Amidst the media's speculation about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's choice for a running mate, it came as a major shock today when he announced his decision: Mitt Romney has chosen Mitt Romney. When asked what would happ...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul. "They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...
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Funny story: Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Plot To Clone Dr. Billingsgate Succeeds

Mystic, pundit, conservative ideologist, Dr. Billingsgate is all of that and more. Few people are the center of more fascination and yearning than the man once rumored to be a reincarnated homopteran. After years of living in relative anonymity, on...
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Funny story: Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Al Queda Claims: We have Osama's Nose and He Will Be Back!

Islamabad - Hours after American Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Ladin in a covert operation of amazing swiftness, Al Queda operatives claim they have a portion of Osama Bin Ladin's nose. "The American swine shot off part of his nose!" said Abducta...
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Funny story: Adolf Hitler to be cloned

Adolf Hitler to be cloned

The real body of Adolf Hitler was stolen from a lab in Russia by some Neo-Nazis who are plotting to clone their grand leader that they love so much. The Neo-Nazis are hoping that once Hitler is cloned, he will lead them into glory. Barack Husse...
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Funny story: Clone Phone Replicating Self; Apple in Panic

Clone Phone Replicating Self; Apple in Panic

Apple is frantically trying to find the glitch in the operating system that is causing its iPhone 4 multi-tasking phones to replicate themselves. "The web is crawling with claims by iPhone 4 owners that they have clone phones replicating at the rate...
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Funny story: Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...
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Funny story: George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...
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Funny story: Birthers Now Claim Obama Is Clone

Birthers Now Claim Obama Is Clone

After interviewing Dolly the Sheep at her stall in Herfordshire, England, so called "birthers" have concluded that the reason Barack Obama will not allow the State of Hawaii to release his disputed birth certificate is that it would reveal that he wa...
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Funny story: Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men

Santa's Lingerie Model Clones for Teenagers Very Popular With Men

In a follow-up story to one that this publication printed yesterday, our reporters have learned that Santa has been inundated with requests for his cloned lingerie models ( see original story here by Bargis Tryhol ). The requests for these models, h...
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Funny story: MI6 declare that clones are more intelligent than the original!

MI6 declare that clones are more intelligent than the original!

Shocking news came out today when MI6 leaders told the queen that clones are smarter than average humans. This theory has been tested on some of Britain's greatest minds as well as the queen, herself. In the queen case, they were both given a pie...
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Funny story: BNP Rumbled In Mass Clone Plot

BNP Rumbled In Mass Clone Plot

Security services in the UK have uncovered a plot by the British National Party to mass clone the former British Prime Minister, Baroness Thatcher and the late, larger than life comic from Manchester, Bernard Manning. It is understood that the cu...
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