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Funny story: Diego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean

Diego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean

Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either. Maradona, 60, won th…

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Funny story: God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…

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Funny story: Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Many obituaries aspire to greatness, but few can match the memorials this week for lard-arsed coke-fiend Diego Maradona, who died aged 60. "I couldn't believe what I was reading," said death expert Geoff Ashes. "It's what we in the business call l…

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Funny story: Diego Maradona In New 'Hand Of God' Incident

Diego Maradona In New 'Hand Of God' Incident

Diego Maradona, the Argentine footballing genius that almost-singlehandedly derailed England's World Cup dream in Mexico, in 1986, in a bizarre incident that became known as the 'Hand of God', has been involved in yet another incident springing from…

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Funny story: Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!

Argentina goes 'gay' and Maradona hopes to tie the knot with Messi & Co!

Despite many protests from the Argentinian Catholic Church (they demanded exclusive rights for being the only 'gays' in Argentina) the government have decided to legalise 'gay' weddings. As soon as the law was passed a very surprising candidate f...

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Funny story: Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Diego Maradona arrived back in Buenos Aries with his defeated and deflated Argentinian World Cup squad yesterday, and promptly refused to apologise for a remark he made in South Africa suggesting that Pele belonged in a museum. Insiders say that B...

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Funny story: Argentina Out: Diego Maradona Sticks Vuvuzela Up His Own Arse

Argentina Out: Diego Maradona Sticks Vuvuzela Up His Own Arse

ARGENTINA 0 GERMANY 4 - It was the result that nobody expected in the World Cup quarter final between these two footballing giants last night, and after the fourth goal had gone in, the disconsolate Argentine coach Diego Maradona summed up the feelin...

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Funny story: Argentine World Cup Squad Rushed to Hospital with Back Problems after Bending Down for Maradona's Bear Hugs After every Goal.

Argentine World Cup Squad Rushed to Hospital with Back Problems after Bending Down for Maradona's Bear Hugs After every Goal.

The entire Argentinean football team has been in intensive physio for three days in preparation for the match with Germany. The players are all suffering various degrees of back trouble after being on the receiving end of hugs and kisses from their c...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

Diego Maradona bets on a modeling career

The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup. If Argentina e...

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Funny story: FIFA 2010 World Cup: The 'Hand of God' runs over a leg!

FIFA 2010 World Cup: The 'Hand of God' runs over a leg!

Buenos Aires, Argentina: Vroom, vroom, snarled the Mini, as the 'Hand of God' was at the wheel. "What an ***hole you are," the mouth attached to the 'Hand of God' shouted from Gods' Mini. "How can you put your leg there where it can get run over,...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi to record World Cup song

Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi to record World Cup song

The two greatest Argentine footballers of the last 30 years are set to record a song for the World Cup called El Futbol es Voler a Casa. Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi will be accompanied by the lead singer of top Argentine pop group Relampago S...

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Funny story: Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Tetanus shot for Maradona's dog

Scottish hate mobs filled the streets of Glasgow last night demanding the head of Bela the Shar pei. Speaking through an interpreter, ring leader Hamish McTrossack said: "Maradoana is a national hero here in Scoatland. That duig should be castrati...

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Funny story: Maradona's Earrings Not Worth The Paper They're Printed On

Maradona's Earrings Not Worth The Paper They're Printed On

Argentinian football coach Maradona's earrings were deemed worthless yesterday after being confiscated by Italian police in an effort to recover unpaid taxes. Maradona's earrings were nabbed while he was resting at a health clinic, to help pay bac...

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Funny story: Governator Ahnahld Makes Love to San Diego Seals

Governator Ahnahld Makes Love to San Diego Seals

Fresh from returning after his death defying battle with the giant squid, Governor Schwarzenegger was called to San diego to solve the problem of the endangered seals on the Children's Cove Beach. A local judge had ordered the evacuation of the seals...

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Funny story: Terry Butcher Refuses To Shake Hands With Madonna

Terry Butcher Refuses To Shake Hands With Madonna

Former England defender Terry Butcher, now the Scotland assistant coach, regurgitated his now-famous acrimonious dispute with all things Argentinian last night, but also started a new row at the Scotland v. Argentina game when he refused to shake han...

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Funny story: Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona To Sign For Hull City

Diego Maradona, the most celebrated Argentinian footballer of all time, is today said to be involved in transfer talks with topflight newboys Hull City, that would make him, not only the oldest player in the Premier League, but also in the world.

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Funny story: Argentina elects hot babe

Argentina elects hot babe

Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, the wife of Argentina's marginally corrupt president, Néstor Kirchner, looks set to become the first woman to be elected president of the country.

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