Rameses Trojani, the creator of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, has vanished from his 16th century castle outside of Antwerp. It was only yesterday that he announced that he was the target of a Vatican fatwa because of his depiction of the Papal visage on his rainbow-hued, multi-flavored 'rubbers'.
The discovery of Trojani's disappearance was made by his long-time friend, Roman Polanski, who was vacationing at the castle with Troop 69 of the Parisian Girls Scouts.
The Dutch gendarmes were immediately called in to investigate.
When asked if there was any evidence of foul play, Chief Henri Rochard answered, "You mean besides the overturned furniture, the blood splatters on the walls, and the amputated balls?"
