Pope chickens out of UK trip as arrest warrant issued

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Cock-a-doodle-doo, FO's in the poo!

Rome - (Holy Cow!): The Holy Farter is livid. A UK Foreign Orifice johnny responsible for that terrible, insulting email about the papal visit 'has been shuffled off to another parish' - er, government department! - without so much as a public flogging.

All day long outpourings of righteous indignation have spewed from the Vatican like boiling lava from the Icelandic volcano.

Papal advisers condemned the FO jobsworth's move, reasserting papal Infalibility as the only authority that can get away with rearranging goalposts.

Back at his new FO desk today cheeky email genius Dave Hogwash told colleagues he 'couldn't give a ratsarse' about the palaver.

The former altar boy now plans to publish his own memoirs of Joseph Ratzinger's visit to a Scottish boys' state orphanage, circa '69, where the fledgeling cardinal demonstrated some aspects of life inside a cassock.

Papal 'housekeeper' Sister Ingrid Stampa is stark raving bonkers.

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