Church says we should cancel Popes visit

Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 25 April 2010

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The Popes, visit to the UK, proposed for September, has come in for more criticism from Welsh songbird Charlotte Church, who says he should stay in the Vatican, with his staff, not the people who work for him its that pole he carries topped by the Papal Cross.

The Pope, is not very Popular with Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, Agnostics and thousands of people who have been abused by Paedophile Priests, are very cross with him as well.

If he does go to the UK, lets hope we can get lots of people to support Richard Dawkins, in his bid to arrest the Paedophile Priest, Protector for Perverting the course of justice.

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