Weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle appears ahead of Fatima anniversary

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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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A perfect pentagrammatic alignment to Stonehenge

Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge.

Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of the first Fatima apparition of Our Lady in 1917.

This warned Portuguese locals about Satanists in the church who start wars and cover up myriad child crimes.

Today's Stonehenge Virgin Queen field etching is aligned along ancient pre-Atlantean ley lines with the Portuguese miracle shrine which Pope Benedick is visiting on Thursday.

It also forms a perfect pentagrammatic angle of 72 degrees with an Eye-in-the-Sky crop circle just a few miles down the road at the Iron Age hill fort of Old Sarum.

A third crop circle sited at another point on the Stonehenge pentagram depicts an erupting volcano with plumes of spiralling smoke.

Meanwhile on a fourth pentagram point a lavender field etching appears to show a giganitc oil drop, almost three times as big as last year's record-breaking 600ft Oxfordshire monster jellyfish crop circle.

Last month the face of Jesus was seen in the Gulf of Mexico oil slick as reported by Queen Mudder.

All eyes are now on Farmer Boggis's Wiltshire curly kale hectares which sit slap bang in the middle of the fifth Stonehenge pentagram point.

The sudden emergence of a Valley of the Kings-themed crop circle there is predicted for Thursday.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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