The Pope prays to Fatima in Portugal hoping she can convert his flock of naughty "Black Sheep"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 13 May 2010

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The Pope failed to move Fatima to tears and God had a day off!

In a desperate final attempt to save the Catholic church from the wrath of God, the Pope has travelled to Portugal and amidst thousands of his dumb, blind, ignorant, docile followers has asked Fatima for guidance.

The Pope realises that there are many "Black Sheep" amongst his flock who love to fiddle with innocent choir boys, and under aged innocent children therefore he asked Fatima for forgiveness for them, hoping she will shed a tear as a message from the almighty.

On the day of his visit it pissed down with rain and massive black clouds accumulated above the Fatima cathedral giving the Pope reason to believe that God was about to appear, spank his bum and wet the cheeks of Fatima.

Unfortunately the clouds were nothing more than the lousy weather that all of Europe is experiencing and as for Fatima's tears, she decided to stay dry!

The Black Sheep in the Popes flock were quite relieved actually, if God would have appeared then they would have got the shock of their lives and maybe repented their sins, but now without the "Sword of the Almighty" hanging over them, they can continue their "fiddling"!

Catholic priests who persist with their "dirty deeds" maybe need a slight intervention from the other "Almighty A***h" who might just "cut their balls off!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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