Rumors that Lady Gaga is a she or a he and exactly where he/she came from is different with every article you read. However, we have the story from someone he (at the time) was dating several years back when they were both in their mid-teens.
"I'll accept the money if you don't mention my name" was the agreement so Lady X we'll call her, stated that she went out with Gaga several times and they usually wound up at a favorite restaurant in the area.
"Actually it gave Lady Gaga her start", stated Lady X, who just happened to bring another friend who knew them both and could vouch for Lady X's story.
We'll call her, Lady Z.
All the time Lady X was talking, Lady Z was nodding her head as if in agreement, but she finally went to sleep and fell off her chair. So, maybe she (Lady Z not Lady X) was falling asleep all that time. She certainly fell on the floor (Lady Z).
Since I got my original report so balled up between Lady Gaga, Lady X and Lady Z, I've decided to condense the whole thing and not even bring in Lady Y, who came in later (although I just did).
To make a long story short. While waiting for dessert, Lady Gaga ( not her name then) had to go to the men's bathroom.
Gaga was sitting on the commode when a black spider fell from the ceiling unto Lady Gaga's arm, who immediately shook it off and reached out with the foot and slammed it with his shoe.
Apparently, the toilet top lifted up when he did this and when he sat back down, he caught his jewels underneath him, thus creating Lady Gaga!
"He kept groaning gaaaa gaaaa as they carried him out and one guy behind the other rescuers had a plastic back with ice in it."
That's how it happened according to both Lady X and backed up by both Lady Z and the other one.
The lawsuit gave the performer a great start and the incident started her career and her groaning gave her her name.
I realize there are other versions but I, Dan Hillyard, believe this to be the truth..or as close as we'll ever get.
