Rechargeable Penis Erector Set Now Available To Everyone!*

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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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*Not just Hollywood! - From the people who brought you the TENS units (Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator) now comes the invention of the new century!

It's the battery operated penis tingler that brings on an erection within thirty seconds. You'll be amazed and so will the lady at how fast you can recuperate.

Plus the PENIS Unit's battery can constantly be recharged so not a lot of extra expense as we include free rechargeable batteries with every order.

No, we don't sell these. They come from Nigeria, a name you can always trust!

Have you ever had a Nigerian automobile suddenly take off and send you soaring down the road? No!

Have you ever gotten bad pet food from Nigeria? No!

Have you gotten bad baby food or toys for the kids with lead from Nigeria? No! No! No!

Others may have invented the original but Nigeria has perfected it. And while working on that, one worker leaned too close to a metal table and his penis flew out the zipper which was torn apart.

You will soon be receiving their new product instructions and how to order one.

Look for an e-mail any day now. (Be sure to look in the junk box).

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