Man with Big Mouth Assaulted by Man with Small Penis

Written by Charpa93

Thursday, 13 May 2010


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Miami, FL - Here's a tip. If you are going to insult someone who carries a police baton, you better be sure you have someone watching your back. A male airport security officer is accused of assaulting a fellow employee with a police baton because he could no longer take jokes circulating about his small penis.

That the co-worker has proof is probably the worst part of the whole scenario. It seems that in training to become an airport security officer, one must pass through a full-body scan which actually shows the extent of your endowments, whether male or female.

In this particular case, the man stepping through the full-body scan did so under the watchful eye of a co-employee who obviously had a bigger mouth than the scanned man's penis and, as a result, "cocktail-weenie," as he was immediately dubbed, was subjected to some not-so-friendly ribbing which spread quickly among his co-workers and continued for over a year.

That the small-penised man held his anger for more than a year before finally cracking under the pressure of the constant wisecracks is a testament to his holding power (no pun intended). Unfortunately, the man was arrested for assault. Hopefully, he will not see time in jail for his actions because if he thought the his co-workers were a tough crowd, just wait till he has to shower in the County jail.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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