It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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Dart Player David Cameron was involved in a darts match at his local pub the Drunken Duck which got totally out of hand. Firstly lets make it clear that this David Cameron is no relation to that other David Cameron that looks like he is going to be next PM, P*ss Master.

David was playing against a player called Nick Legg and it was nine legs all,the first to ten legs being the winner. The pub was crowded with people equally divided between David & Nick
and plenty of bets were on the outcome. Both got down to a double, Nick unfortunately ended up on double one known as madhouse in the game,David ended up on double twenty with three clear darts to win the game. David stepped up to the oche and aimed but each dart was just above the double twenty.

Nick stepped up and aimed getting double one or madhouse and that's when it became a madhouse,there was a total riot as each side fought in a full scale bar brawl.

Police arrived and arrested ten people including David who said "It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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