Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

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No, not THAT king!

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of obsessed female fans.

Dart player Mervyn King no relation to the guy with the same name that runs the Bank of England,has sent Pattinson an email with some sound advice to cut out loud sounds.

Every time Mervyn plays a match now he wears earplugs to drown out the sound of the crowd. Modern darts is now played in front of crowded screaming fans that would make you go deaf
its nearly as loud as a noisy rock concert.

Pattinson is planning in taking Kings advice and is now looking for suitable earplugs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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