Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic

Written by Nae mair crap

Monday, 5 April 2010

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if you're no a Gordon, yer nae use tae me

Scottish superstar, Susan Boyle, has recorded a new single. Her house version, of "A Gordon For Me", recorded live at the Auchenshugle Tattiebogle Town Hall, accompanied by the Strathspey and Badenoch Accordion Band is already a monster hit in Scotland.

An old Scottish standard, at parties and ceilidhs throughout the land, it is always sure to get the blood flowing through Scottish veins. Sung with the traditional lyrics, the CD single is set to be the first to be issued with subtitles for the rest of the English speaking world. The CD single will be available in a variety of Scottish tartan, sure to become collectors items.

Susan Boyle fanatics are desperately seeking Susan's fans in Scotland to provide a translation. Susan's Scottish fans generally, do not, of course, have contact with the fanatics.

Tory PR men in London, England are going to court to have an injunction placed on the single until after the General Election. It appears that they are furious that the Cameron Highlanders are not named in the song along with other well known Scottish regiments.

They are reputed to have paid mega bucks for the rights to "Gordon is a Moron" to be lip synched by the English World Cup Squad.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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