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Funny story: City Employee's Urinalysis Shows Remarkably High Levels of Green Tea

City Employee's Urinalysis Shows Remarkably High Levels of Green Tea

The most recent urinalysis of 19-year-old Department of Public Works groundskeeper Ian Farrell, who, like all city employees, is required to submit to regular drug testing, revealed remarkably high levels of green tea, with levels of polyphenols and...

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Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Little Rocks, Arkansas - Joggers along the Arkansas River Trail have called our news room after many observed Hillary crawling on the trail, stopping frequently to urinate. "It was totally disgusting", reported Mr. Edophilepay, when he phoned in...

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Funny story: Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

Canucks adopt strict new anti-pee policy

MAPLE LEAF, CANUCKA - Among the most unhygienic people in the world, Canucks think nothing of using public swimming pools as their personal urinals. A recent study of two pools of different sizes indicated that a 220,000-gallon pool contained...

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Funny story: Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Hillary's bus has a brown-out

Gwinnett County - Georgia - According to Sheriff's Deputy Luis Tinksay, a Democratic (sic) National Committee bus unloaded mass quantities of human waste, including poop, piddle, toilette paper, Depends, syringes, condoms, empty dopamine bottles, an...

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Funny story: Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate

Thy sins forgiven - go forth and urinate

Mayor Bill de Blasio and NYPD announced that consumption of alcohol, urinating in public or littering will henceforth be considered as minor offenses. People will no longer be shackled at their ankles or handcuffed to a fire hydrant. The only gro...

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Funny story: Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Around 20 celebrities, including actress Jennifer Lawrence, had images of themselves taking leaks posted on image posting website 4Chan. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (whoever she is) said the images of her were old - and were snapped when she was taki...

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Funny story: Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...

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Funny story: Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Budget airline passenger-piss outrage

Boss of Irish budget airline Cryinair, Mick O'Weary, was hiding from the Press last night after a routine Customs check on one of its planes returned shocking findings. Occasionally we check the fuel on all commercial aircraft,' explained HMRC spo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: I'm Trying To Grow Up and Act Responsible

Justin Bieber: I'm Trying To Grow Up and Act Responsible

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has stated that he is tired of getting blamed for things that his friends do. He told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he is really trying to grow up and act responsible. The 19-year-old pointed out that he is not a...

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Funny story: God pees against lamp-post

God pees against lamp-post

God was seen cocking His leg up alongside another lamp-post in a Gateshead housing estate. This is the sixth time this week that witnesses have seen God urinating against lamp-posts. Voices upon high tell us that God has nothing against lamp-p...

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Funny story: Barking man caught urinating through own letterbox

Barking man caught urinating through own letterbox

Isle of Dogs - "Strong drink may have played a part in it," Barking resident Arthur Troglodyte admitted today as footage of him weeing through his own, Acacia Avenue front door was posted on the YouBoob! channel. The London K9 postcode estate agen...

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Funny story: Pregnant? There's an app for that

Pregnant? There's an app for that

Women who are trying to get pregnant will know the embarrassment of going into a chemist to purchase yet another pregnancy kit. "I've been told," said Mac Buck, editor of App World! "that you get sympathetic looks from the cashier when you're buyi...

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Funny story: San Diego Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Gets A Three Day Suspension For Peeing On The Sidelines

San Diego Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Gets A Three Day Suspension For Peeing On The Sidelines

SAN DIEGO - San Diego Chargers kicker Nick Novak was reportedly in the bathroom at his home in San Diego when he received a call from a representative of the NFL Committee on Player Game Behavior. According to Sport Territory Magazine's Tango Bris...

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Funny story: Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Armavia Armenian Airlines dumps Gérard Depardieu for taking the piss on rival carrier

Yerevan, Armenia - French big nose and Cyrano de Bergerac actor Gérard Depardieu has had a TV advertising contract pulled following an incident aboard an Irish incontinental - er...intercontinental! - airline. The 62 year-old was enroute to Dublin...

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Funny story: Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Urine For a Ride: New Car Fueled by Pee

Cruise Control meets Bladder Control - Automaker Key-Yah Motors, in an effort to lead the pack in development of hybrid vehicles, announced the 2013 Key-Yah Pia - the first automobile fueled by human urine. For now, the vehicle is equipped only f...

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