Gordon Brown today called for a general election to be held on the 6th of May so that people can choose a new PM - or possibly not.
It is believed to be the first time that the people of Britain (or "scum" as they are more commonly known) have been asked to choose their leader - and the candidates are proving to be very unappealing indeed.
Current PM and leader of the Frenulum Party, Gordon Brown, is a dour-faced, pasty Scot with jowls like a elephant's foreskin. He believes celery should be banned and his favourite colour is emulsion.
His main rival, David Cameron is leader of the Perineum Party. He is a rosy-cheeked, top-hat wearing toff - he is so rich that even his butler has his own butler. He believes France should be expelled from the UK and his favourite colour is the Arctic Monkeys.
The other guy is leader of the Irrelevant Party and is indescribably indescribable.
The most likely outcome is that there will be a hung parliament, which means that the MP with the biggest cock wins.